why the show 2 Broke Girls is amazing:
Max: my pants kept saying 'take me off!' and I kept saying, 'no, pants!'
Max: There’s a heavy clown presents in this room. Its unsettling and im...– (via kolqueen)
...2 broke girls....
kimmurphy88: Caroline: So you have no shame using the store-bought mix? Max: I’ve no shame about anything. Shame is overrated like Ke$ha. In fact, they should rename shame “keshame”. I just bought a Ke$ha album, I’m so keshamed.
So I missed tonights episode of 2 Broke Girls
What episode was it?
MAX: He came over after you left the apartment.
CAROLINE: I was only gone for 20 minutes! What did you do, shine a bat symbol on your vagina?!
My breasts aspire to be as nice as Kat Dennings'.
thw0nk: If it’s after 2:30, call is for the dirty.