The tub [whines] The tub
I know we just met, but there’s no way you’re a top.– Max, 2 broke girls (via jrenemartinez)
I never thought waking up in bed with another woman with frosting on my boobs...– (via everything-poetry)
2 Broke Girls ~ Pilot ~ Hahaha XD
Max: [Opens Door to Apartment]
Caroline: OH, MY GOD, YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED!
Max: This is how it always looks.
Caroline: OH, MY GOD, totally cute!